The People

(A note about the name colors: I was bored, and if you're unhappy about the color, either bitch at me until I give in or watch me laugh at you because you're complaining about something like the color of your name)

((Addendum: This is getting huge. I should just break it down into subsections. For example, a Frisbee section. Or for the giant overachieving workaholic dorkfaces, an EagleEye section. *cough* Katharine *cough*))

Mark - Fellow geek. Has calmed down on the computer-love, but it's still there. Proud member of the Chess team, as well as the local master of Q2. Occasional frisbee-goer.

Ben - Keeping himself company up in the dismal wastes of Illinois. Enjoying the work of UIUC engineering surrounded by cornfields. Still a pyro.

Wes - One of the proud frontrunners of frisbee, and the first to display flight. Fellow activist. Ask him about the plunger in his car. You won't do it! Matrixfest-man.

Ambrosi - The first of us unlucky bastards to eat a significant amount of the 911 chicken. Part of the Fire-Eater Triumvirate, with me and O'Connell. Still the doleful one. Someone get this kid to speak.

O'Connell - The symbolism was necessary. Still a funny guy, though the insanity has shifted gears. Fellow activist.

Multi-Pseudo Takimon^2 - Creator of Tache-Fu. Has speed and agility, all on the frame of a runner. It's amazing how scrawny this kid is, and still he could kick your ass. Proud member of the Chess team. One of the few non-asians to possess the frisbee ability of flight, although he is currently on the "not-here-due-to-massive-bone-destruction" list.

Chan - Chan cha cha chan cha cha chan chan chan. We've said it before and we'll say it again: he likes clothes way too much. Is Jet Li. New video producer. Producer of such wonders such as "30 Years' War Revisited" and some other stuff... eventually... Yeah. Frisbee-goer.

Dark Lord Hespe, The (Darth Hespius) - Heeeeeespe, Hespionage, Chrispy, Hesperado, Hespa, Herpes, Hespenator, Khristoffsky, Krisperadomenatorsky... Mwahahah! The only true Dark Lord, Hespe's hobbies include corrupting virgin minds and tormenting mortals. He also enjoys writing vicious messages, doing things with small animals, and making fun of people. The people category does include Brian Chan. Proud frontrunner of frisbee.

Leesh - The true master of information. When ignorance threatens, look no further. Supplier of many of the quotes here. Professional kleptomaniac and future master spy and espionage agent. L'homme en bleu.

Em - (She asked for the color) Madame est amazing. And emo glasses suit her for some reason. Excellent company, at all times. Unless she's giving you the evil face.

Smurf! - Mwahaha! The true evil blue hallucinogenic mushroom deity of the universe. Fellow in nerd-dom.

Katharine - Shizzle ma nizzle? Or something along those lines. Don't curse! Always there with a ready response full of wit and murderous intent. Who needs to fall down the stairs and die? Every sports-writer ever.

Marina/Deirdre - An insane elf who has an equally insane obsession with LotR. Ah well, who can be blamed for liking that? Just make sure she has no pointies or shinies or any burny stuff.

Ryan - One of the original frisbee-elders. An excellent gamer, caustic wit extraordinaire, and a number of other things. Striving to escape and destroy the blight that is South Jersey.

Justin - Another of the almost-frisbee elders. Also an excellent gamer, and has a more political side to him. Fellow activist. Enjoying life up at Amherst, somewhere up north.

Krista - The other resident artist, but one who isn't quite as lazy. And she has a one-handed frisbee catch of death. The one thing that can be faulted is the fact that she's a Toreador, but I suppose nobody's perfect. Mwahahahahaha! Currently enjoying it over at University of the Arts in Philadelphia.

Mook - Our native Italian, and yet another gamer. Too damned smart for his own good. A frequent frisbee-goer as well as a martial-artist in training.

Fro - And again, another gamer. One of the evil ones. Has an excellent insane streak. Is a longtime frontrunner of frisbee. Currently is working at Acme, in the "hatred of all things human" section.

Andrew - Cthulhu himself, currently in the employ of the Navy. The Cthulhans belong at sea, so it seems. Also a gamer.

Poulson - Adding to the long list of gamers is Poulson, our resident Brit. One of the ah, heights of frisbee. Violent and destructive in an amusing way. Tell him England sucks, he loves that.

Will - And lo and behold, comes another gamer. The humanoid manifestation of apathy, as well as a very amusing fellow. Has been known to come to frisbee. Currently enjoying the moron-nest known as Brookdale.

Irvin "Blackjack" - The flying asian, he-who-lives-and-dies-by-the-frisbee. Well, like the rest of us. But he makes it look even better. Stuntman extraordinaire and editing agent.

Dan Fish - He-who-walks-the-light. Frisbee-goer. The holy man of frisbee. Well, holy man in terms of the the light side. We've got the dark side covered. We'll make a gamer of him yet. Currently enjoying Montclair.

Frank - The penultimate god of frisbee, as well as one of the elders of the hallowed Disc. Enjoying University of Arizona, out in the desert.

Kenny - Another frontrunner of frisbee, as well as one of the elders. (He proves that "elder" is more of a title than an actual age). His age-old feud with Hespe will continue to wreak havoc upon the battlefield of frisbee.

Elyse! - The cause of (and occasionally solution to) all of life's problems. Gotta keep her around for amusement, though. Sometime frisbee-goer.

Liz - Nothing can compare to the bundle of innocence that is Liz. Me and Dominique are trying to teach her the ways of the world, but it'll take us awhile. Currently up in Pennsylvania.

Dominique - My comrade in the perilous mission of informing Liz. A very amusing person, with a sort of witty, sarcastic sense of humor. Enjoying New York.